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If a
co-worker dies during the work day, it is not polite to raid their
cube or office of supplies, monitors, phones, chairs, etc. before
calling an ambulance. However, after is fair game.
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It is
not polite to make eye contact. When passing in the hall, look at
the floor or at your hands.
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Your
co-worker is as afraid of you as you are of them. If you happen
across a co-worker, back away slowly. Do NOT turn and run. If
confronted by a co-worker, make yourself as large as possible. Yell
as loud as you can.
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If
bitten by a poisonous snake, do not scream or beg for help, as it
will disturb your co-workers. Instead, open up a help ticket.
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While
for men taking your shirt off is perfectly acceptable at the beach,
depending on how much back hair one has it may not be acceptable at
the office.
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While
eating in your cube is permitted, Hibachis are not allowed.
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Burning a wicker men stuffed with chickens is permitted only in the
neighborhood center.
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Cleanliness is a virtue. It is important that staff maintain good
hygiene so as not to offend others with their odiferousness.
However, taking a sponge bath in one’s cube is not acceptable.
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Cube
heights are 5’6”. While some staff are tall enough to see over the
tops, others are not. Therefore, in the interest of fairness, taller
staff need to slouch.
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Installing a mezzanine in your cube made from scrap lumber and
branches is not permitted.
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Chair
races must conform to the AASBD Rule Book.
http://www.aasbd.org/SBD_Rules.htm
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Playing dead when your supervisor comes to check up on you in your
cube is not permitted. It is not only a sure way to not get your
time entry approved, it is insulting to your fellow co-workers who
are actually dead.